themartintoyourbenedict

tinalikesbutts:

Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.

laserelectric:

can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000? 

they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year

relahvant:

maddehhey:

thescienceofjohnlock:

ask-pigpeter:

smokeymcdaniel:

ihaveacleverfandomurl:

don’t forget to work up a little “seriously?” sneer as you squint

That will destroy him. ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

I don’t know, it kind of seems like a dick move if you ask me.

reblogging for that ^

you know what’s a dick move? men not realising how degrading it is to have someone stare at your breasts, making women feel like sex toys on display, like their words are meaningless as the person they are talking to only seems to be interested in what their body has to offer. that’s a dick move. 

i think someone missed the pun

relahvant:

maddehhey:

thescienceofjohnlock:

ask-pigpeter:

smokeymcdaniel:

ihaveacleverfandomurl:

don’t forget to work up a little “seriously?” sneer as you squint

That will destroy him. ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

I don’t know, it kind of seems like a dick move if you ask me.

reblogging for that ^

you know what’s a dick move? men not realising how degrading it is to have someone stare at your breasts, making women feel like sex toys on display, like their words are meaningless as the person they are talking to only seems to be interested in what their body has to offer. that’s a dick move. 

i think someone missed the pun

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

benedict in the streets but khan in the sheets

spectromagiic:

nowthatswhaticallblogging:

astrangebohemian:

haildisney:

kristoffbjorgman:

catie-does-things:

[ PASSIONATELY SINGS A SONG IN A LANGUAGE I DON’T UNDERSTAND] 

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I love how they’re all Disney.

I love how the person who sings Belle passionately doesn’t know what bonjour means 

shezzashezza:


 Marcus would finally have the war he talked about, the war he always wanted.

His lips form a heart when he’s talking

shezzashezza:

Marcus would finally have the war he talked about, the war he always wanted.

His lips form a heart when he’s talking

vaginal-diabetus:

wearebenaddicted:

Stubbley-to-Beardy!Batch

HAND ME YOUR BIGGEST FIRE EXTINGUISHER